To the tune of "Thriller"
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s over the dark side
Under the auctions you see a sight that almost stops your stride
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as Ebay looks you right between the eyes,
You’re paralysed
Cause they’re a chiller, thriller site
And no ones gonna save you from the fees about to strike
You know the chiller, chiller site
You’re fighting for your sanity at Ebay, Ebay tonight
You hear the gavel slam and know that there’s no bids it’s a curse
You feel the cold hand of Ebay plucking money from your purse
You close your eyes but know that this is not imagination
But all the while you hear Ebayers creepin up behind
You’re out of time
Cause they’re a chiller, thriller site
Ebid’s a second chance against the screaming Ebay cries
You know the chiller, chiller site
You’re regaining your sanity at Ebid, Ebid tonight
They’re out to break you, there’s demons closing in on every side
They will possess you if you let them take you for a ride
Now is the time for you and us to Ebid here together
All thru the night, we’ll save you from the other side
No need to hide
Cause they’re a chiller, thriller site
But we can thrill you more than Ebay would dare to try
You know the chiller, chiller site
So let us treat you right and leave a killer, diller, chiller
Site tonight
(spoken)
Dark side falls flat on its face
They’re dropping at an alarming pace
Newbies come in search of bids
To join with us Ebid kids
And whosoever shall be found
Without the need for being down
Must say goodbye to the site of hell
Goodbye Ebay, we wish you well
The foulest site is losing fast
The years and years of that outcast
And brand new peeps Ebay’s tomb
Are joining in the KT Room