It's because you're 100% English that is the problem. If you were born and raised in Philadelphia like I was you would have learned how to write, spell and speak good English such as this:
" Yo! Youse wannacupacawfee 'for da Birds game? "
" We kin getta grinder 'for da Iggles play! an' maybe a wooder ice. "
" Yo! But I ain;t gone pas' Judy Garland Park! "