"madhatter's Joke Of The Day"

[alm1995]

Bump Bump Bump

[madhatter1]

Bump Bump Bump

OUCH !!!! you just woke me up .

[raindropsies]

I Can't Find It

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.

So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.
Of course the teacher said yes, but asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking desperate and embarrassed, "I can't find it," he admitted.
The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he would be able to find it now.
The boy looked at the diagram, said, "Yes," and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher, "I can't find it."
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So the two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply,"Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards"

[JanetB]

I Can't Find It

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.

So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.
Of course the teacher said yes, but asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking desperate and embarrassed, "I can't find it," he admitted.
The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he would be able to find it now.
The boy looked at the diagram, said, "Yes," and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher, "I can't find it."
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So the two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply,"Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards"

*Teeeeheeeeheeee* that is cute

[ChameleonSystems]

Sunday School


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

[sdk]

The postman has a parcel for number 10, Sunny Street.
He needs a signature, so he rings the doorbell.

Parrot: "Who's that?"
Postman: "It's the postman."

The door remains closed.
The postman waits.
After a couple of minutes, he rings the doorbell again.

Parrot: "Who's that?"
Postman: "It's the postman!"

The door remains closed.
Trying to keep his cool, the postman waits another couple of minutes.
Then, he rings the doorbell again, and raps the knocker, for good measure.

Parrot: "Who's that?"
Postman: "It's the postman!"

The door remains closed.
Ten seconds later, the postman is frantically banging on the door, rapping the knocker, pressing the doorbell buzzer.
After a minute of this, he pauses for breath.

Parrot: "Who's that?"

The postman has a heart attack and dies on the doorstep.

The owner of the house, a doddery old dear, finally gets to the front door.
She opens it and sees the dead man on the porch.

Old Dear: "Oh my goodness, who's that?"
Parrot: "It's the postman!"

[sdk]

Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Squawk! Pieces of seven!"
A: A parroty bit.





(Will only make sense to computer nerds, sorry).





I'll get me hat.

[somersethedge]

Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Squawk! Pieces of seven!"
A: A parroty bit.

(Will only make sense to computer nerds, sorry).

I'll get me hat.

dont forget your coat as well...