Whle Shepherds Watched

[kengillam]

While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around*

The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via CCTV cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.

Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.

The Amalgamated Union of Sheep Shearers and Pen Builders have also lodged a claim for parity with the shepherds.

[CarnoustieCats]

Nice one

[MagnetsAndHangers]

Shepherds watching their flocks...........thats perverse.

Voyeurism at its worst.