Clean Humor Thread

[RatDog]

[pamelajonesart]

The wife was very disappointed and quite upset over me forgetting her birthday .

My response ?
" How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you
never look any older ? "

Good answer

[Anniemcc2]

I'm thinking dogs here

[sucadot]

I'm thinking dogs here

But maybe not these!

[Anniemcc2]

[Anniemcc2]

[HerMajesty]

these are great!

[Tiskets]

That's hilarious Annie!

[Posbear]

There is no hope...

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[Musicalbox]

Had A Brain Fart and Thought , ' Why Not ? ' . So Here Goes :

Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I
said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told
me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very
much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway,
my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him
what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to
do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite
live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me
why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her
it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She
sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed,and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I leave school. I said I want to be a butcher.
The teacher said why do you want to be a butcher. I said because I like animals.