Women as a higher intelligence: lol
We got off the Titanic first
We can cry and get off speeding fines
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuse
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game
Taxis stop for us
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point)
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival: TheSpeedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
If we forget to shave, no one has to know
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
We'll never regret piercing our ears
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra
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Originally Posted by ziggyyy
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