Song of the week

[stampsulove]

To the tune of " The Great Pretender"

Oh Yes I am going to eBid
I,m waving ebay goodbye
The fees are less
ebays such a mess
I'm happy to be over here.

Oh yes There are lovely people
they will answer your questions you'll see
They will not swear and shout
they will help you out
A friendlier bunch you won't find

[ohhpretty]

*******hums along with backing vocals ***********

( cause I can't sing )

[JanetB]

*singing away* La lalalala lalala......................

[razamakaz]

Sung to the tune of YMCA

Newbies, there's no need to feel down.
I said, newbies, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, newbies, 'cause you're in Ebid town
There's all hope to sell here.

Newbies, here's a place you can be.
I said, newbies, there's no paying that fee.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you'll agree
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.
It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.

They have everything for bidders to see
You can hang out with us at KT

It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.
It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.

You can get yourself cleansed, you can forget Ebay
You can sell whatever you feel ...

Newbies, are you listening to me?
I said, newbies, what sales do you want to see?
I said, newbies, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

All you can do it all by yourself
I said, newbies, put your items on the shelf,
And just come here, to the E-B-I-D.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.
It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.

They have everything for you peeps to see
You can hang out at the KT

It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.
It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D.

You can get yourself cleansed, you can forget Ebay
You can sell whatever you feel ...

Newbies, we were once in your shoes.
I said, we were down and out with Ebay blues.
we felt they never cared if I were alive.
We felt the whole rules there were so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, Newbie, go check out the new E
There's a place there called the E-B-I-D
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D
It's fun to stay at the E-B-I-D

They have everything for you peeps to see
You can hang out at the KT

[razamakaz]

To the tune of "I love the nightlife"

Please don't talk about Ebay tonight.
Please don't talk about E-Ebay.
Please don't talk about being there
and all the trouble we've all shared.
Oh, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had for fixin' that broken website.
I want to go where fees don’t exist.
I want some auction ... I’m dying to list

Auction ... I got so much to give.
I want to sell it. I want to buy some too.

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love Ebid life,
I got to chatter, on the KT forum, oh yea.
Oh, I love Ebid life,
I got to chatter on the KT forum, oh yea.

Please don't talk about Ebay tonight.
Your droning on won't make it right.
Fees and lies just bring me down
when you've got rules all over the town.
You could love them once but now we are through,
maybe they will make, huh, a fool out of you.
I got to go where no fees exist.
I want some auction ... I want to list!

Auction ... I got so much to give.
I want to sell it. I want to buy some too.

[heatemyfather]

I'll go for the William Shatner version of any of the above, as I can't sing for toffee either!

[razamakaz]

*tum te tum*

Been singing The Great Pretender at my desk all day!!!

[stampsulove]

I like the YMCA one excellent lyrics.

[stampsulove]

To the tune of "Smoke gets in your eyes"

They asked me how I Knew
eBid was for you ooooooooooo
It is plain to see
You can list for free
That you can't denyyyyyyyyyy

ebid is so much fun
it is number one oooooooooo
Easy as can be
Come along and see
you will love it to

When you sell, It makes you want to sing
The buyers here, are so cool
Buying here, is also so much fun
I think I spend to much

So I can only say
I am here to stay ooooooooo
This is the place to be
Its just right for me
Happy as can be

[razamakaz]

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