Brain for Sale....Starting price 99p

[redmerlin777]

' Ello everyone
I am a little concerned that The boys have let in either Big Brother or Sister (Not referring to you Cornish maid )
Those little Ads down the side....Just the blue headlines..... reads as follows on my PC this morning

Sell your products on line.
Aged between 65 - 80?
Need a new bank Account?
The end of Britain

Yup I sell stuff on line.
Yup! I fit that age bracket.
Yup! I need a new bank account, preferably with some money in it.......

It's really frightening!
So far Big Bro & Sis has got me absolutely right. They watch and KNOW me. Now I am not sure whether everyone gets the next headline or just me. The end of Britain? Oh Dear. DOOM....
Now do I start doomsday prepping down in my cellar or do I emigrate?
Have we been taken over by aliens or worse still, Them in Brussels?
Probably it's the old hot chestnut.....Too many Wrinklies are draining the government's coffers.


I know I am a GOL (Grumpy Old Lady). I know I am forgetful and a bit slow in body and mind........ I am seriously worried now that I have been marked and that Sci-Fi Thing about getting rid of decrepit old people who are a drain on society is coming true.

Yes! THEY have our profile. THEY know our preferences and personality. THEY know all about us...........
So before they cart me off to the scrap yard I will do my own breaking and sell my parts online...... hence for a starter...Brain for Auction. Starting price 99p.

[madelaine]

Mine are positively insulting - I particularly object to "Mature men's trousers" - Why not just say "You're old so your man will want baggy trousers"?

As I said on facebook - I'm 62 not 82! And, even when I'm 82, if I get that far, I will want to be treated politely.

[zaranvalesasterix]

I have got - How to improve your memory and 24 hour care at home for the elderly
They were obviously following me around yesterday as the first bit is right, as for the second bit - is there something they know that I dont?

[Pink_Panther]

One of mine made me laugh.

"We can buy your house!"


ERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? No you can't.

The council would be very upset if you did!

[willothewisp]

' Ello everyone
I am a little concerned that The boys have let in either Big Brother or Sister (Not referring to you Cornish maid )
Those little Ads down the side....Just the blue headlines..... reads as follows on my PC this morning

Sell your products on line.
Aged between 65 - 80?
Need a new bank Account?
The end of Britain

Yup I sell stuff on line.
Yup! I fit that age bracket.
Yup! I need a new bank account, preferably with some money in it.......

It's really frightening!
So far Big Bro & Sis has got me absolutely right. They watch and KNOW me. Now I am not sure whether everyone gets the next headline or just me. The end of Britain? Oh Dear. DOOM....
Now do I start doomsday prepping down in my cellar or do I emigrate?
Have we been taken over by aliens or worse still, Them in Brussels?
Probably it's the old hot chestnut.....Too many Wrinklies are draining the government's coffers.


I know I am a GOL (Grumpy Old Lady). I know I am forgetful and a bit slow in body and mind........ I am seriously worried now that I have been marked and that Sci-Fi Thing about getting rid of decrepit old people who are a drain on society is coming true.

Yes! THEY have our profile. THEY know our preferences and personality. THEY know all about us...........
So before they cart me off to the scrap yard I will do my own breaking and sell my parts online...... hence for a starter...Brain for Auction. Starting price 99p.

I was going to ask for 2 Brains - one for now and one later - but reading your description it seems we have the same disorder; I know I cant manage 3 of them in this condition as I would definitely forget where I put them, probably lose count how many I have and no doubt accuse someone of nicking one. No hope for me.

[Teddyrose54]

Selling body parts?
mmmmm Saw a film about that once.

As for the ads ~ never look at them. In fact never even noticed them.
Haha! They wasted their money on me.

[buttons-and-bows]

I have
how to improve your memory ( I haven't got one )
8 mins deep meditation ( I can meditate for most of the day sometimes )
A Care home ( I have a home that needs caring for )
and need a new bank account ( I have enough trouble with the one I have )

[sucadot]

thank goodness for adblock!

[RonOne]

The only time I look at the adds is when it slows down my computer.
Loading the page seems to take for ages.